Worried about dying in a terrorist attack?

Don't be!

You're 3 times more likely to die by falling out of bed! So better get a safe bed which is a sealed bed unit that protects you from a bio-chemical attack, kidnappers and stalkers, natural disasters etc while keeping you entertained with built-in DVD, PC, microwave and fridge. It is also bullet-proof, water-proof and air-tight.

Read more about "the politics of fear" and statistics you might die of in an article by John Schettler

Am I being tasteless and insensitive presenting the subject so lightly so near to the atrocities that hit London just days ago? My point is that Londoners are not afraid and we coped very well on Thursday and we refuse to be terrorised! See the website we're not afraid, set up on Thursday afternoon for inspiration!